• kid: mommy, what was it like living in your days?
• me: well sweetie, where to begin...
• me: oh right, so society was fucked up. girls were told they had to be skinny, blonde, and tall to be beautiful and they pranced around having sex, smoking weed and drinking alcohol like it was their job. oh and this thing called facebook, yeah it was cray cray. so many people committed suicide and cut themselves and were depressed. music was total shit, it was all about fucking bitches and smoking weed. boys would walk around with their pants on their ankles saying they have swag. no, you dont have swag nigga. tv was shit as well. there was a show called jersey shore and it was so gross. i hated everybody and i was totally socially awks, so i just stayed on tumblr all day and cried with my cat
• kid:
• me:
• kid: whats swag

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